B       C#      D#m     F#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    OOO|    |||O    |O|O   
 ||OO    ||||    ||O|    ||O|   
 |O||    ||||    OO||    O|||   
 O|||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[Intro]
B F# C# D#m
B F# C# C#


[Verse]
F#                           D#m
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
F#                            D#m
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
B                        F#
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      C#
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
F#                           D#m
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
F#                                   D#m
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
B                        F#
This molded silicone has got me begging please
C#
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               B            F#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
C#                 D#m
Send your asshole into shock
         B             F#
You need horse cock of course-cock
C#
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
F#                         D#m
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
F#                        D#m
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
B                           F#
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
C#
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          B          F#
As I take more cock, horse cock
C#                 D#m
Shut the door and turn the lock
   B           F#
Is your cock a horse cock?
C#
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               B            F#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
C#             D#m
Rub my dick inside a sock
B               F#
Don't stop now, horse cock
C#
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          B           F#
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
C# D#m
(scatting)
B           F#
Horse cock, horse cock
C# C#
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)